smile for me. (:

i was checking profiles on jordan wan chan's buddy list (to see what kind of friends he has) and came across this:

I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

heh. i find that quite funny, blog. (:

oh yes. today was the mr. glen a wilson beauty pageant. (for boys only)

candidates: dear ericoo poomiwatracanont, nick, cj (jc), vic sanceda, daryl, james drury, spencer guerra, brian wong and PETER LIU.

they did an intro dance and ericoo did his breakdancing. and nick said he messed up because something was wrong with the music.

they had to show off their talents. ericoo had a nice talent. he let his spit drag lower than his waist. i'm going to practice that. (: but my mother would declare me a disgrace to the family so i suppose i shan't. -_-

nicholas rode his bicycle and ate a goldfish. @_@

and cj ate a four by four from in-n-out in less than a minute.

and peter danced and had matching back-up dancers.

heh. eric WANGSTA and jason were brian's back up dancers. and eric makes super big steps.

like this: . .

brian had a she-bang presentation. after all, he's cantonese too.

and the others played their guitar and sang, or just sang and marched around, or just danced.

and since it was dark, everyone waved their cell phones when james drury was singing. i sat on the left side, and all the cell phones on the right looked so pretty. (:

there was also a swimsuit contest and they had to tell jokes.

but in the end, daryl was crowned mr. glen a wilson.

(to my dismay). i wanted to be crowned mr. glen a wilson. (:

but i can't because:
a) i'm not a boy
b) i'm not a boy
c) i'm not a boy
d) none of the above
e) all of the above

if you choose d, you are incorrect. and WRONG!

(: after mr. glen a. wilson show, everyone was hungry. i had a track meet that day (against la puente and we won! OH YEEAH WILSON WILDCATS! heh oh yes--i was third place, blog! (: in my eight hundred meter run. aren't you proud.) and me and couldeena were in a hurry so we didn't eat dinner.

besides, there wasn't really any dinner. at all. we don't even have a kitchen. -_- it broke and it's gone. so we just have a floor and some ugly wood and boards and the lone refrigerator off to the side.

yes. so after mr. glen a. wilson show, juliet, jessikao and van go eat in-n-out. but mother wanted us to come home to eat dinner except there was only rice and a fish in a can.

so couldeena called my father to get some food for us because we were starving to death. and there was nothing to eat or cook. and we couldn't cook anyway because there was no stove.

(and ericoo called me to go in-n-outing but i graciously declined and he ate alll by himself. heh.)

then me and couldneena ate and we felt better. (because the hungry monsters were satisfied.)

i told jordan there was a mr. glen a wilson beauty pageant today and how they showed off talent and et cetera:

H i rYu X 10 27: u didnt win talent??
SAtoHsHiMei: i'm not a boy! ._.
H i rYu X 10 27: didnt u say u wanted to be?!?!

-_- evangeline kwan is not a boy.

let's look into the future:

H i rYu X 10 27: im never gonna graduate at this rate
H i rYu X 10 27: your gonna be a grade ahead of me
H i rYu X 10 27: and youll graduate college before i will

the reason why jordan wan chan is so good at history and bio. i should think.

H i rYu X 10 27: i have a good photogenic memory thingymo bobber
H i rYu X 10 27: i can remember stuff i read and the pictures that associate with it